Things I Never Thought I’d Say

Things I Never Thought I’d Say

So I knew that kids said funny stuff but I have been surprised at some of the phrases that come out of my mouth. I tend to say these without thinking (ok I say a lot of stuff without thinking, I have no filter) and then realize after that it is super bizarre. Here are a few favorites:

Please don’t put waffles in the magazine rack

Please stop sucking on my toothbrush

Please stop licking my pants

We are not going to skate on the floor on cookie cooling racks

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  1. I had a good one this week too: “well I don’t think I’d like it either if someone was pulling hair out of my butt!” (while Islay was being groomed).

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